seifukucat:

damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends

(via maboeuf)

faerieponine:

tall—dwarf22:

No but

Female spies having short hair of varying lengths because long hair is inconvenient for spy work

Female spies wearing flat shoes or cool as hell boots when on missions because heels are troublesome

Female spies wearing binders on missions because it’s hard to sneak through small spaces with large breasts

Female spies seducing rival female spies

Female spies

(via uggbert)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gr4y-cl0uds:

itsflooo:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

fucking beautiful


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gr4y-cl0uds:

itsflooo:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

fucking beautiful

image

yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

(via starshineeyes)

houseofhannibal:

madame-vashtranerada:

houseofhannibal:

dash is named dash because he runs really fast

violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye

so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power

jack of all trades because he has so many powers

OH

(via uggbert)

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable

image

(via starshineeyes)

itistimetodisappear:

thedorkiestviking:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

image

Oh bother.

I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys

GODDAMNIT

GET OUT

(via space-leviathan)

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a diety. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

(via space-leviathan)

elizziebeth:


(x)

This is my inspiration right now. I wish I could take this and put it on my inspiration wall.
elizziebeth:


(x)

This is my inspiration right now. I wish I could take this and put it on my inspiration wall.

elizziebeth:

(x)

This is my inspiration right now. I wish I could take this and put it on my inspiration wall.

(via space-leviathan)